There is a phenomenon in Orange County which I would like to dub "Orange County Peter Panism." (I am hoping Disney doesn't find this and sue me for using one of their Registered names.) I believe that being so close to Disneyland, the boys of Orange County never grow up. They range from age 18 - 45 and never mature a day after age 16, but remain in a state of permanent . They run in packs with other Peter Pan-worshipers, the Lost Boys, in a club where there are NO girls allowed. If one wants to date, they must get the permission of all other Lost Boys, who will in turn, try to destroy any hope of said dating to ever occur. If they have abandoned this club, they are then searching for someone to cling to and fulfill a void which is quite impossible to fill.
Wendy's in the OC, beware.
You just might have to move out of county to find your Prince Charming.
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